Paddlefish Prized Egg Poachers Peeve Police

Caviar Can be Costly, of course.

"Fish Growing Faster in Warming Waters"

"Fish are fattening up faster near the Pacific's surface, which is warming"

And, as we all know, the scientists can't get their grubby little fingers on enough of our fat.

"Great Lakes fish virus may threaten U.S. aquaculture"

"The pathogen, viral hemorrhagic septicemia, or VHS, causes internal bleeding in fish."

Well...obviously it's time for us to switch to DVD, HD-DVD, and Blu-Ray.

Hear this, America: BAN VHS!