Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Evil

"the secret of Mark's well balanced diet is fish heads!"


THIS MAN IS A MENAC-

Frozen Feathered Roadkill

21 Penguins survive, some Penguins die.

ALL of the fish on the truck died.

Who gets the headlines?

Saturday, August 05, 2006

Fish "Dead Zones"


"You should see what I see."

"Fish Counterattack"

An excellent case of self defense; sometimes we bite back.

"If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home, and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wonderous; with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross....but it's not for the timid."

Thursday, August 03, 2006

Quote of the Day (August 3, 2006)

Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert:

"They are tasty fishes"






I find this comparison(suggested by the AP reporter) of Ez-bola leaders to fishes extremely offensive; at no time has any fish ever been a sponsor or sympathizer with terrorism or it's ideals...

...except maybe a few sharks off the coast of Florida every year or two, but that is an extreme minority of fishes(and even sharks, for that matter). This, on the other hand, is an old stereotype of killer fish that has lingered for millenia; spread in stories from port to port, and it must stop.